Punk Ass Bitches: Jim Cramer

Now I figured that I'd write a Punk Ass Bitches once a week, but after seeing Jim Cramer's career go into the toilet on The Daily Show With Jon Stewart I had to write an emergency Punk Ass Bitch Post. Every time I watch Jim Cramer's Mad Money, he is always apologizing for telling people to buy, buy, buy! when they should have sold, sold, sold! Now I know Jim Cramer is a local suburban Philly man, but that does not always exempt people from being douche bags. The show is funny, don't get me wrong, but in this harsh economic climate, money is so far from being funny. Jim Cramer may have made millions of dollars in the stock market but he is robbing everyone else. If someone needs stock advice I think the last person you should listen to is a man with a button that makes bulls run across the screen. Jim Cramer is the reason there is no happiness on CNBC. I guess not all Jews are good with money. Get off T.V. and hide in a cave far far away you punk ass bitch.