Punk Ass Bitches: Twitter

I really HATE twitter. I don't have one, and I don't plan on getting one. To be perfectly honest, I don't really need or want constant updates via email, text message, and smoke signals as to what my friends are up to. I understand why people have one, but what I don't understand is why those people just don't use the facebook accounts I know they already have. My theory is twitter users are either too stupid or too busy to use the rest of facebook. I propose that twitter simply be absorbed into facebook, meaning facebook users can do all the things that twitter has that facebook doesn't. Stop dirtying up the internet you punk ass bitches.