Creepin to the Max (Emplastro)

He is Emplastro and he is the man.

I'm Tryna Make You...

Unbelievable! Paper Toy Transformer ... - The most amazing home videos are here

Found This Jawn Today

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Nothing is Funny About the Holocaust

except maybe this...

internet GOLD Worthy Fail

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Some of my favorites include:

A Playboy article found that peanuts cause teenage angst in 4 out of 5 dentists so, just don't over do it!

A dead sea scroll found that soda causes pregnancy in children, so just don't over do it!

A study found that rock music causes wedgies in dogs, so just don't over do it!

Ones that are not funny:

A study found that dancing causes restless legs in 18-34 year olds, so just don't over do it!

A study found that red meat causes heart attacks in adults over 90, so just don't over do it!

I made up my own:

A internet gold blog found that reading internet gold blog causes awesomeness in people who read internet gold blog, so please...over do it.

Featured Website: scanwiches.com

Oh the joys of Stumble Upon, I recently stumbled a blog called Scanwiches. Basically this person scans a sandwich every day and just posts them. It's genius in its simplicity. There's not much writing in the blog outside of what's in the sandwich, which I am totally okay with. I guess I enjoy blogs with pictures of food.Crosby Connection: Chicken Pesto, Grilled Chicken, Fresh Mozzarella, Basil, Tomato, Pesto on a hero

So True

So true. People should follow their fortune cookie fortunes more often, the world would be a better place.

No Seriously, Chill With The Web Cams...

So you know how your parents would make home videos of you doing embarrassing things, then show it to people when you're older and it's still embarrassing. The internet and web cams are cutting out the middle man (parents) and allowing you to film and publish videos of yourself doing embarrassing things. Except instead of just you seeing in 10 years later...it remains on the internet for the whole world to see. I guess I'm in funny web cam phase right now, but I cannot imagine anyone sitting alone in their rooms and actually doing stuff like this...

Take Web Cams Away From Idiots

Ok, I know this kid is like 11 years old, but I have some major issues with this video. First of all, how can a kid that age make any sort of commentary about the show "Seinfeld". The show began airing in 1989 and ended in 2002, that means the show began probably close to 10 years before this kid was even born. Of course he's not going to enjoy it, because it was a show made for ages 18-35...in the 90s. Secondly, saying that "Damn Toy Story was better than that shit" is rediculous. OF COURSE TOY STORY IS BETTER, it was a huge technical and visual innovation at the time...in 1995. Again, this kid was probably not even born, and he can't even appreciate becuse he wasn't alive to see the glorious transition to that style animation. Lastly, someone needs to tell this kid a few things about Bee Movie. 1. No one really liked it 2. Of course a bee would never befriend a person BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TALK 3. A bunch of elephants probably could lift a plane, but the movie isn't called Elephant Movie. 4. It's an animated film, which is why it all seems a bit implausible...idiot.

I found this video on a really funny blog called Big Stupid Idiot. There was a post called "Biggest Whiny Idiots on Youtube", check it out there's a whole bunch of people who just have no business on the internet.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Buffalo in Buffalo are Just Mean

I found a great article on wikipedia the other day. Basically this sentence:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

is a complete, grammatically correct statement. It means bison from Buffalo, New York, who are intimidated by other bison in their community also happen to intimidate other bison in their community. I'm not very good with grammar, but I feel like this is a load of crap. But we all know that wikipedia is 100 percent correct 100 percent of the time, so it must be real. Thus bringing me to my new goal in life: find an appropriate time to use Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo in a conversation. It'll happen just you wait.

Wicker Man Rocks!

I watched the Nick Cage film, The Wicker Man, the other day. I must say, that film maaaaaay be the best comedy of the past 10 years. I know what your thinking, "That wasn't a comedy" but hear me out. Here is a list of reasons why this is the funniest movie I've seen in a while.

- A girl getting hit by a truck...while on a boat
- Nick Cage in a bear suit.
- Nick Cage punching Diane Delano in the face for saying that he looked exhausted.
-Leelee Sobieski attacking Nick Cage, resulting in a karate kick in the tits.
-Nick Cage bugging out about a burnt doll.
-The bees

If that is not a comedy, I don't know what is.