What Would Happen If a Bald Eagle Attacked an Anteater: A Screen Play

We all know bald eagles are real bad ass, we also know the chances of an anteater and a bald eagle being in the same place are slim. Still I wonder what would happen if a bald eagle attacked an anteater...if they could both speak. Here's how I picture it:

EXT. ANTEATER'S LAWN- MORNING

ANTEATER picks up the morning paper. He is munching on a peanut butter and ant sandwich. He hears a loud screech, and looks up to see what it is. He sees a dark blob in the sky plummeting towards him. He drops his sandwich and beings to run. He only gets a few feet before BALD EAGLE grabs him but the shoulders.

ANTEATER

Hey, what's the big idea here?

BALD EAGLE

Well, I'm tryna eat you, will ya' quit
squirming around!

ANTEATER

Woah woah woah, what the heck did
I do to you?

BALD EAGLE

Nothing, I'm the fucking national bird,
I have diplomatic immunity.

ANTEATER

You share are making me awfully angry,
you don't want that...

BALD EAGLE

What are you going to do? You're just an
anteater.

Anteater uses his long nose to suck Bald Eagle's eyes out. Bald Eagle screams in agony as they land on the ground.

ANTEATER

FADE OUT.