All I have to say is, 7th grade was the shit. Of course it all depends on the amount of Jews you know, but when else do you get to go to a huge party every Saturday night for a year. Free food, dancing, prizes, and awkward middle school slow dancing, what's better than that? Although being a 7th grader at a Bar Mitzvah is cool and all, it is not the reason it's on my list. Its on my list because going to a Bar Mitzvah between the ages of 15-20, the "cool" parents always sneak you drinks; and when all the parents are "cool", it makes for a great night of conga lines.
9. Grape Juice
I know what your thinking, "why grape juice?" Because it is delicious, thus making it awesome. Sometimes I like dipping bread or challa (Jew bread) into it because it tastes like a jelly sandwich. I can't get enough of it, which is why it lands on my number 9 spot.
8. The 1980s
I found it only appropriate that the 1980's take the number 8 spot, mostly because it has the number 8 in it's name. I wasn't alive for the 1980s but I think that why it seems so (totally) awesome. Maybe one day people born in the 2000s will look back on the 1990s and say how cool it was. For now we can just glorify the 80s and all it's cheesy splendor.7. Ikea
Where else can you go and buy a plate of delicious meat balls, sparkling lingonberry juice, a sofa, and fake floral arrangements? Can't think of anything? That's because there is no where else. Their food is wonderful and their furniture is like legos for grown-ups. Which is why the Swedish wonderland called Ikea makes the top ten.6. Harry Potter Movies
Simply because these movie are the most entertaining films to watch, even if Harry Potter himself is autistic.5. YouTube
I was debating giving the number 5 spot to "the internet", but i thought that that was too broad of a topic. So I thought to my self "What is the most awesome website?" And I quickly realized that youtube.com was it. Only on YouTube can you watch videos of chubby girls lip syncing, dogs giving birth, and people tripping on acid. This fact alone gives it my ranking as the #1 website on the internet and the #5 most awesome thing ever.4. Conjoined Twins
Conjoined twins have always interested me. I know a lot of them can be separated, but I want to meet the ones that cannot be (and aren't dead). I read about a case of conjoined twins in which the girls basically looked like a two headed person. They were basically two people from the belly button up, and one from the belly button down. MEANING they have ONE vagina. You must be thinking to your self, "this should be on a list of weird things, not awesome things." This is true, but in my book, weird is awesome.3. Porn
Porn, nuff said.2. Narwhals
Everything I can say about Narwhals is summed up beautifully in this animation.1. Philadelphia
My city is older and cooler than your city! Suck it.
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