Some of my favorites include:A Playboy article found that peanuts cause teenage angst in 4 out of 5 dentists so, just don't over do it!
A dead sea scroll found that soda causes pregnancy in children, so just don't over do it!
A study found that rock music causes wedgies in dogs, so just don't over do it!
Ones that are not funny:
A study found that dancing causes restless legs in 18-34 year olds, so just don't over do it!
A study found that red meat causes heart attacks in adults over 90, so just don't over do it!
I made up my own:
A internet gold blog found that reading internet gold blog causes awesomeness in people who read internet gold blog, so please...over do it.
a proctologist found that sunshine causes liberalism in octomoms (this one is actually true).
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